Surf Travel 68

Oh, Lindsay - Love Hurts.

If we in the surf media want to be taken seriously, we have to step up our game and take our cues from the real media: more investigative journalism, more hard-hitting exposes of corruption, and more speculation about Lindsay Lohan’s sex life.

Budding surf media magnate CJ Hobgood is already hip to this - on his blog, CJ wrote of Lindsay, “Is it the freckles,the light skin or the redish hair (at times) prob all the above but i’m absolutley fatal on linsey.i know, if i ever met her the dream would die real quick,until then she’s still top 5.”

CJ penned those loving words only days before Christmas, 2008 (earmuffs, Baby Jesus, earmuffs!!!) when Lindsay was in a solid, loving, relationship with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. (Again: earmuffs, Baby Jesus, earmuffs!!!)

Now Lindsay is single - she got dumped by Sam a couple weeks ago.

Like many punters before her, Lindsay knows the best medicine for heartache is surfing.

So Lindsay spent the last week in Hawaii, riding a pop-out SUP with a leash on her front foot. Perhaps she’s a switch-hitter in the lineup, too? And, yes, like the Swine Flu and Sarah Palin, Nostradamus long ago predicted Lindsay’s surfing as a sign of the apocalypse.

Unfortunately, from the look of the photos, it seems Lindsay isn’t over Sam yet. Memories of their nights together haunt her surfing style.